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Synopsis[]

Bashful and Skoodge use invisibility spray to play pranks.

Transcript[]

  • (The episode starts at the Prank Shop)
  • Bashful: Ah... nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items. Pranks, gags, and gross-out toys as far as the eye can see! [he walks down an aisle] Isn't it everything I said it would be, Skoodge?
  • Skoodge: [in another aisle] Hey, Seanut Brittle! [a bunch of fake snakes pop out] Oh, darn it! [Bashful laughs]
  • Farkle: Good to see you, Bashful. How's my number-one customer doing?
  • Bashful: Oh great, Farkle. This is my friend Skoodge. He wants to become a prankster too.
  • Farkle: Well, pleasure to meet you, Skoodge. [shakes Skoodge's hand, but he has a buzzer so it shocks Skoodge. Skoodge screams and sucks on his hand] That's your first lesson son, the granddaddy of all pranks. The joy buzzer.
  • Skoodge: I don't get it.
  • Farkle: You don't have to get it! The prank is for the enjoyment of the prankster.
  • Bashful: You see, Skoodge, Farkle here is the master. I learned all I know about pranks from him. Ok, Farkle, let's see what you've got.
  • Farkle: [holds up a whoopee cushion] A whoopee cushion?
  • Bashful: Nah. What else you got?
  • Farkle: Fake vomit!
  • Bashful: No way.
  • Farkle: How about real vomit?
  • Bashful: (Groans in Disgust): EW! NAH! We don't want fake OR real vomit, Farkle.
  • Farkle: Well, there is one prank that I've been saving for a real top of the line prankster. [Shows spray can] Invisible Spray!
  • Bashful: Wow! Invisible Spray!
  • Skoodge: But I can see it.
  • Bashful: Gee, Skoodge, just think of the pranks we could pull with this! [gives Farkle some money]
  • Farkle: Good choice. Now be careful with that stuff, boys. It stains clothes.
  • Bashful: Thanks, Farkle!
  • (At Outside)
  • Bashful: Here it is, Skoodge. The ultimate prank. Invisible Spray!
  • Skoodge: What are we gonna do with it?
  • Bashful: I know! I know! We'll go spray the park bench and then sit on it, and when people walk by, we'll be floating in mid-air! [both think about sitting on an invisible bench, surrounded by people]
  • Wander: They're floating in mid-air!
  • Sylvia: How do they do that? [the thought bubble disappears]
  • Skoodge: That's the ultimate prank! Good idea, Bashful! [gives a thumbs up]
  • Bashful: Well, let's get started. [Skoodge takes off all of his irken clothing, except for his PAK]
  • Skoodge: OK, I'm ready.
  • Bashful: Any particular reason you took your irken wearing off?
  • Skoodge: Well, that stuff stains clothes, right?
  • Bashful: That it does, Skoodge, that it does! Good thinking. Here, hold this a second. [Skoodge takes the can of spray while Bashful takes off his clothes] Ok,Skoodge, give me the can.
  • Skoodge: [hugging the can to his chest] I think since spraying the park bench was my idea, I should get to spray it.
  • Bashful: Skoodge, spraying the park bench was my idea.
  • Skoodge: Yeah, but I said it was a good idea!
  • Bashful: Give me that thing! [Bashful grabs the can and he and Skoodge wrestle over it. Bashful accidentally sprays their clothes and they disappear]
  • Skoodge: Hey, the invisible spray works! [bus comes along]
  • Bus Driver: And on your right, if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint. [a group of bus people laugh and the bus drives off]
  • Bashful: [covers his lower half] Oh my gosh, Skoodge, help me find our clothes! [Bashful pats the ground, trying to grab the clothes. Skoodge sprays Bashful's hand and it disappears]
  • Skoodge: I gotta hand it to you, Bashful. You look kinda funny. [Skoodge laughs]
  • Bashful: Righty! Where are you? No one messes with Righty! [takes the spray can with his invisible hand] We'll see how you like it! [sprays Skoodge making a hole in the middle of his body] Kind of gives you an empty feeling, huh? [Skoodge takes the can]
  • Skoodge: Yeah. [sprays one of Bashful's eyes] I see what you mean! [Bashful takes the spray can and sprays Skoodge's lower half]
  • Bashful: No guts, no glory! [laughs]
  • (Several bad puns later...)
  • (Bashful and Skoodge are invisible)
  • Skoodge: [shaking the can] Hey, I think this thing is empty!
  • Bashful: [grabs the can and shakes it] Oh no, it can't be! How are we going to pull off the ultimate prank? Thanks a lot, Skoodge, you used the last of it! [he throws the can away]
  • Skoodge: Hey, I think I found our clothing. [rip the clothing accidently] Oops! Here, these are yours.
  • Bashful: Oh, forget the pants, Skoodge. Let's get home and wash this paint off. [both start to walk off somewhere together]
  • Skoodge: Hey Bashful, do you know what time it is?
  • Bashful: Oh sure, it's...half past invisible!
  • Skoodge: Gee, it's getting late. [they walk up behind Bobby]
  • Bashful: Let's ask this guy. Excuse me sir, but do you have the time?
  • Bobby: Sure. [looks at his watch] It's, uhh, ten to three.
  • Bashful: Thank you.
  • Bobby: Don't mention it. [turns around to notice no one is there]
  • Skoodge: Don't mention what?
  • Bobby: Uhh, who's said that?
  • Skoodge: Me.
  • Bobby: [screams] Ghosts! [he runs away from them; Baby Ducks arrives]
  • Baby Ducks: [they scream and jump into a car and drive away]
  • Skoodge: Hey, I'm no ghost! Well, the nerve of that guy and those driving Baby Ducks. And that's just bullfilth!
  • Bashful: Wait a second, Skoodge. My brain just hatched an idea!
  • Skoodge: Lay it on me.
  • Bashful: OK, we're invisible, right?
  • Skoodge: Yeah.
  • Bashful: If that guy thought we were ghosts, we could haunt everybody in town! Oh, it's the ultimate prank!
  • Bashful and Skoodge: Whoo! High five! [both give a high five]
  • Bashful: Let's go scare us some suckers.
  • (At Eileen's House)
  • (She is reading a book until she hears a noise. She checks to see what it is, but nothing is there)
  • Eileen: Well, that's funny. I thought I heard voices. Huh?
  • (Eileen turns around and sees Bashful and Skoodge covered in white sheets)
  • Bashful and Skoodge: Ooooooh! We're ghosts! Ooooooooooh! [Eileen laughs]
  • Eileen: I knew it was you guys! Alright, joke's over. Take off the sheets. [pulls off the sheets and notices there is nothing there] It is ghosts! [Eileen screams and drives away. Bashful and Skoodge leave Eileen's house, laughing]
  • Bashful: Boy, we really scared her!
  • Skoodge: Who's gonna be our next victim?
  • Bashful: A better question would be, who isn't?
  • (At Audrey's Apartment, Audrey sits at the kitchen table about to eat a piece of cake)
  • Audrey: Double Dark Light Cake! [laughs] You will soon be mine. [Cake is eaten out of nowhere. Skoodge's face is covered in cake, so he wipes it off and burps loudly] Oh! Ghooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosts!! [Audrey runs away from them]
  • (At Skips' Garage, where he is painting and humming to fruit in a basket. His paintbrush suddenly floats in the air)
  • Skips: Huh? [the paintbrush paints a mustache under his nose]
  • Bashful and Skoodge: Ooh! [Skips crashes through the wall and runs away]
  • Skips: Ghosts!!
  • (At the Beach, Mordecai surfs while he was wearing a pair of dark orange soda colored swim trunks with yellow Hawaiian flowers. A surfboard surfs by itself next to him)
  • Bashful and Skoodge: Cow-a-bunga!
  • Mordecai: Ghosts! [screams while falling off the board]
  • Nicole: [waving her arms wildly] Ghosts!
  • Mr. Maellard: [eyes bugging out of his head] Ghosts!
  • Benson: Ghosts!
  • Pops: Ghosts!
  • Margaret: Ghosts!
  • Thomas: [holding a piece of toast] Toast.
  • Rigby: [sitting on the toilet] Ghosts!
  • Bashful: [Bashful and Skoodge are reading a newspaper] It's official! We're the greatest pranksters ever. The whole town thinks we're ghosts. [Skoodge is holding his newspaper upside down]
  • Skoodge: Yeah.
  • Bashful: There's only two guys left to scare, and we'll have pranked everybody in town. [title of an article says 'Zim and Gumball Last To Be Haunted! Says, 'We ain't afraid of no ghosts'] Zim and Gumball... [Skoodge's newspaper is upside down]
  • Skoodge: It says they aren't scared of ghosts.
  • Bashful: We'll see about that!
  • (At Zim's lab)
  • Zim: Ghosts!? HA! We are never fear of ghosts! Everyone knows a ghost won't come near a fella as long as their wearing our spotted neckerchief. [grabs a hankerchief] And their dried up Leprechaun. [shows ashes of Leprechaun] And a bit of gold never hurt. [shows a gold necklace around Zim and Gumball neck that says 'Foxy'] But to be on the safe side, We're also wearing our pants in a Maldon knot. [his underwear are strung up with rope] Got us shivering timber brace. [shows his ankles chained together] And, the hairs on the back of us neck are taped down. [a strip of duct tape covers the hair] And We're all wrapped up in a suit of anti-ghost armor. [they're wearing a barrel and a headpiece with lanterns hung on it] And if none of this stuff works, We've got our secret weapon, the Specter Deflector! [holds up a paddle ball] So just try and get us, you ghosts! Bring it on. [lights black-out]
  • Gumball: Even the power we can have is emergency power! (Pulls the lever, but nothing happen) Huh, no wonder these gho-
  • Bashful: Zim and Gumball, we came to haunt ya'll.
  • Zim: You ghosts are fools! (He and Gumball hold out their Irken Handy Guns)
  • Gumball: Now you ghosts need to surrender or else we will destroy ya'll!
  • (Their Irken Handy Guns get broken by Bashful and Skoodge)
  • Zim and Gumball: Oh, come on!
  • Bashful and Invader Skoodge: Boo!
  • Zim and Gumball: [breaks out of their armor] Uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgghhh! We gotta get out of here! [They runs to the doors, but they don't open the hatches]
  • Bashful: You can't escape, Zim, Gumball. We've jammed the door shut. [the door is held closed with a long strip of Jam]
  • Gumball: You'll never get us! Uack! [tries to break through the window, but gets thrown back into a table]
  • Skoodge: Nice try, Zim, Gumball, but we replaced all the glass with rubber. [Zim and Gumball dives into the escape pod, but gets stuck. They pull themselves out and sits on the floor dazed]
  • Bashful: Too late, Zim, Gumball. We've already stuffed up All The Pods! [The Escapepod is stuffed with twisted wires. Zim and Gumball cowers in a corner]
  • Zim: Please, spirits, leave us be!
  • Skoodge: [laughs] We got them good, Bashful.
  • Bashful: Wait, Skoodge, I've got one more idea. [to Zim and Gumball] You're going to pay, Zim and Gumball!
  • Gumball: No, spirits, please! [A rubber piggy floats in the air]
  • Bashful: Pay!
  • Zim: No!
  • Bashful: Ooooh! [a lighted match floats up near the rubber piggy]
  • Zim: No! Don't burn our pig! [takes a bucket of water and throws it at the rubber piggy. The water drips on Bashful and Skoodge, making them reappear. They laugh, not noticing they're visible] Well well well, if it isn't Bashful and Skoodge!
  • Skoodge: Wait, what!? (Nervous) Who are Bashful and Skoodge?
  • Bashful: [wiggling his arms and legs like a ghost] I know not these names which you speak!
  • Skoodge: Uhh, Bashful? Bashful, we're visible again. [Bashful looks down, then he and Skoodge scream and cover their lower halves. Zim and Gumball lifts them up by the back of their necks as they try to run]
  • Gumball: So you two are the ghosts.
  • Bashful: We're really sorry, Zim, Gumball. Please don't chop us into little pieces and eat em! [Zim and Gumball puts them down]
  • Zim: Hey, come on boys, We're hip! We're pulled our share of pranks when We're your age. Had us some laughs. That's what we did tonight, right? We had a good laugh. Come on, laugh with me! [all laugh] Uhh, any particular reason you boys are not wearing pants?
  • Bashful: Yeah, the invisible paint stains clothes. [Zim and Gumball laughs]
  • Gumball: Course it does! Well, you two better hurry home, before someone sees ya.
  • Bashful: Yeah, I think I'd die of embarrassment if that happened.
  • Skoodge: Me too.
  • Zim: Woo, now we wouldn't want that, would we? It's getting late now. You two pranksters better get going.
  • Bashful: Zim and Gumball, thanks for being such a good sport.
  • Gumball: Don't mention it. [Bashful and Skoodge walk into the main area]
  • Bashful: That Zim and Gumball, always looking out for me. What a guys.
  • Skoodge: Yeah. [a white, round light shines on Bashful and Skoodge] What is that!?
  • Zim: The Park presents... Live Clothless Pranksters! [He and Gumball are shown shining the light on them from the crow's nest]
  • Gumball: Starring the Park Ghosts! [everyone laughs and cheers as Bashful and Skoodge try to cover up their bodies]
  • Bashful and Skoodge: [they scream and Zim and Gumball laughs teasingly. Eileen whistles at them as Audrey takes a picture. Skips laughs. Bashful and Skoodge keep trying to cover themselves]
  • Bashful: Skoodge!
  • Skoodge: Yeah?
  • Bashful: We should have bought the whoopee cushion!
  • (End of "Pranks a Lot")

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