No, you don't! You're not getting that chair! But here's what you do get. You get to flip that cart back over, you're throwing that chair away, and then you're cleaning up this whole MESS!!! Pops, you're coming with me. And you two idiots, if this isn't cleaned up when I get back, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!
THE $40 YOU TWO CONNED OUT OF ME WITH THAT STUPID KEYBOARD CRAP!!! I know you still got it! Now, give it back. NOW CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!
I can't believe you two idiots let those unicorns in here. You two morons have better get this mess cleaned up, or you'll wish it was YOU RIDING THAT CART!!!
No, you won't! YOU BE NICE TO YOUR BROTHER OR YOU'RE FIRED!
What?!?!? GO GIVE HIM SOME SUGAR!!!!!
You morons, get back here and help me pick up my gumballs!!
YOOOOOUUU! YOU IDIOTS ! That's the last time I entrust you with something important, LIKE THE CHAIRS!!! But you are going to be cleaning up this mess, and you can start by sweeping up the SPECIAL ENTERTAINMENT!!
GOOD LUCK MAKING YOUR PRANK CALLS NOW!!!
I'll take care of this.
I'll take that.
I don't know what's been going on here or why you two jokers have my book, so you better clean this mess starting now OR YOU'RE BOTH FIRED!!!!!!
What did you guys do, what is this mess, I can't even take a shower around here without you screwing things u-
HEY SUSAN, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!
Why are you guys yelling "hummus"?
Seven dollars! We almost died for SEVEN DOLLARS!?!
I DON'T FEEL LIKE RAKING NOW! OK?
Actually sir, my name is Benson.
No more chances. I'm sending you to the nursery to pick-up another lemon tree. If you screw-up again, I'll have Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost supervise the next job. And the next job. And the next. GET IT!?!?
If those two aren't here, they're fired.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SANDWICH?! This is your sandwich, huh? Then how come it says 'Benson' on the bag?! STOP LYING!! NO, HE DIDN'T BUY IT!! Now get off your lazy butts, and GO GET ME ANOTHER GRILLED CHEESE DELUXE!!!!!!!!!
GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!
I'm the only one around here who hires and fires,so if you really don't wanna do your job I'd be glad to accommodate you otherwise your on toilet duty FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS!! UNBELIEVABLE!
What are you two doing?
Oh wait, is that the sound of somebody who wants to get fired?..That's what I thought!
STOP SINGING OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!
DOES THAT ONE GET?! BECAUSE SOMETIMES I WONDER!
I knew it! I had a sick feeling so I came to check on you, and I KNEW IT!! NO, YOU GUYS ARE FIRED; THAT'S IT!!! NO, I TOLD YOU GUYS, BUT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LISTEN! This is your last warning.
Skips! Skips! I am your boss! And as your boss, I order you to arm wrestle me.
I thought about what you guys said earlier and so I came to give you the checks you wanted. But now that I'm covered in brain goo, I realize my mistake! You wanna waste your lives playing video games, then fine!! I RESPECT YOUR DECISION!! JUST DON"T DO IT ON MY TIME EVER AGAIN!!!!!!
"What I'm not going anywhere till"
"Mordecai Rigby you two are in so much trouble"
"I don't want it hear it I want that trash picked up hours ago, Well all right"
"HEY MORDECAI LET'S HUSTLE"
I don't care!! Find someone to take care of these ducks right now and get back to work OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!
We already went over this, Pops. You pay taxes with money, not lollipops.
I always knew those guys were special!
Mordecai, Rigby, get downstairs right now and clean up the mess you made or I'm going to fire...*caveman language*
If you don't stop goofing off and clean up this graffiti now, I'M GONNA TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!"
Better get started or it's coming out of your paycheck.
What are you doing here? There's no way you got a bingo that fast
"No! No! I don't want it hear it! Hey, I don't know what was in that tape or why those guys were after it but I'm gonna get to the bottom of this! YOU'VE RUINED KARAOKE NIGHT!!!!"
"HOLD STILL OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!"
I CAN HEAR MUSIC COMING FROM THE HOUSE!
"Ok, next on the agenda, losing and how to deal with it because we're gonna lose.
"Don't say it like that." (in "Stick Hockey", earlier said by Mordecai and Rigby)
And then I'll be all like GET BACK TO WORK!
"Look, I don't care how much fun you think you're having, you were supposed to de-gum the park today and now i find you hold up in here twiddling some sticks!"
I'LL FINISH IT!
SAMUEL!!! I'M WILL KILL YOU FOR PUNISHMENT!!!!
SAMUEL JOO! YOU DON'T LAST AGAINST ME! NOW DIE!
YOU ARE SO HATE YOU! HATE YOU!!!!
Won I would never got into this mess you two weren't always messing around you two are fired no more chances get out of here "(
(screaming)YOU LAZY NO GOOD SLACKER'S DRIVE ME NUTS,CAN YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME ONCE IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES, 'CAUSE IF YOU DID YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOME SIMPLE RESPONCIBILITY, SO PRIDE IN DOING YOUR JOB WELL DONE, BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A JOB WELL DONE IF YOU PAYED SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU, AND EVEN THEN YOU'LL SCREW IT ALL UP ON THE ACOUNT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE SIMPLEST OF THE INSTRUCTIONS, LEARNING MORE ABOUT LOOKING COOL THAN DOING YOUR JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(in Think Positive)
"What do you think you're doing A84hg!?" - Benson when a84hg destroys a P.P.G. robot or soldier in Regular Show: a84hg
"Good going!" - Benson when a84hg defeats a Black Arms alien in Regular Show: a84hg
"Hey, a84hg! You saw them too, didn't ya? Those black crea-" Benson when a84hg meets him in the Rising Lava level before being interrupted by a84hg.
ell heroes you saved the day and as for you vr troopers your the new members of the park. (In Regular Troopers)
Hey, Chase, Heatwave, Blades, Boulder, Medix, Hoist, Doc Greene, Frankie Greene, Chief Charlie Burns, Cody, Kade, Dani, and Graham Looks like postions opened up, so what are you say? How would you like job at the park? (In Regular Rescue Bots)
Hey, Fran, Feeny. What you go in the way of burgers?
nope he didn't and as for you grojband crew you are now the new members of the park ("Grojregular")
(during flashback) So I was sitting in my front yard, eating Bored Gum. (Bored Gum theme song is heard) Then, I went inside to get some more Bored Gum. (Bored Gum theme song is heard again) Then, there was a different car there. So I went to check it out. And there was HAM! The juiciest looking ham ever! I wanted to ask whoever owned the car how they came across such juicy ham, so I waited. And waited. And waited. Then some pharmicast came to the car. I asked him how he got such juicy ham, then, the police drove by, and that pharmicast pushed me in! And they arrested me for "stealing the car". I didn't steal it. IT WAS THE HAM! I WANTED IT!
Toooo boooored. (sees imaginary self)
I've got a turkey leg. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!
I've got some fried chicken. YOU WANT IT MORE!
GIMME IT! (starts wrestling with imaginary Bensons)
Long story. I was framed for stealing the car.
not sure but i'm worried that i miht lose control of bys
Behold the world's first ever heroes academy. Tada.
Yeah. It's a man-made island. Here's the combat training area. And the dormitory. And the hydra loop.
It's an ultra-modern high-speed transport system that works like a pneumatic tube to and from the island. You hop in on one side and it spits you out on the mainland in minutes.
Welcome to the Park Heroes Academy.
So, what do you think?
No. Here we call it "below sea level." By the way, the hydro-loop will take you anywhere want to go on the island at any time. This is one of the main classroom areas, and here, the training area, where we'll develop the new members' skills and teach them to become heroes. You have important roles as mentors, Zim's Gang.
[gumballs turn red] YOU IDIOTS! NOW I HAVE NO ONE THAT WILL WORK HERE AND NOT SLACK OFF! YOU MORONS ARE BANNED FROM THE PARK!!!
This is Benson, the manager of the park. I manage to survive the crash of the Empire Frigate. We were fighting an enemy earth/offworld alliance known as, The Empire. We are losing, they have fully took over the dimensions and use them as their bases.Luckly, they haven't found out that I still have the heart of the park. But now, They must be searching for it right now.
I thought what you guys said earlier and so I've come down to give you those checks you wanted. [hands Mordecai, Rigby, Dan Zembrovski, Troll Moko, Amanda Highborn, Randy Cunningham and Howard Weinerman a last paychecks] ("A Member Turned Evil is Against Evil")
(gasps) MORDECAI!!!!!! RIGBY!!!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!! INSTEAD OF REDUCING THE GRASS TO 1 INCH YOU JUST USED SPRAY GROWERS TO TURN IT INTO A UNMAINTAINED JUNGLE!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!! DO THINGS EXTREMELY BAD AND YOU'RE FIRED!!!!! BUT YOU CAN'T DO IT!!!!!
The military did this to framed Mordecai and Rigby?
Jeannie explained everything. I'll call off the search party and we're coming to help Mordecai and Rigby. About the military.
Okay everyone we have good news today is valentines so who ever has a girlfriend pick up your girlfriend
and the rest of you that doesn't have a girlfriend you can just make valentine card for friends
Where are the others?(Looks at the compiter to see and gasp to see an Fudd infected Mitch) Oh my, THE FUDD!!!!!
"Okay, Izzy. To help you adapt to your normal jobs, I'll let someone help you today. How abooouut...Mordecai and Rigby?"
All these years I had to put up with you puttin' me down, callin' me dumbass. well guess what?! you're the dumbass!! you're nothin' but a cranky prick who think his shit don't stink, so you can blow it up your fuckin' ass!! what, what? you gonna hit me? well go ahead you bald fuck! go ahead, do it! i'm not afraid of you. in fact, ill kick your bony fuckin' ass right now!
Well, how exactly are we gonna do that?
Oh at the cheese colisium, I never realized that some idiots rescue those 6.
Fine! (Gives them the heart of the park)
So what do you think?
Wait! Wait! Stop everything! I've got somethin' to say!
Just wait! Look! You guys all think Gideon is so perfect and honest, (Mocking Gideon) "Oh! I could never tell a lie! I'm Gideon!"
Yes I did, because Baranco wanted so bad so I have to do what I have to do.
Guys, since he wanted it so bad, I have to do what I have to do.
You want it, you got it! here.
Oh. This? It's a Perfect Match console. That analyzes all of your personality traits and matches them with your ideal soul mate. It's the latest craze. If finds your perfect partner with flawless results.
This is good stuff!
Fran Vatan isn't here to day, in that case.... WE'RE FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUSELMAN!!! give that cursed hat back to us or your fired!!!
You're under arrest for almost killing your sister in law. (Before the Empire could protest, the gang handcuffed them and threw them into a police van.) I think a certain brother of yours can think of a way you can make amends for what you've done! (As the start moving, he sent the police van away.)
Don't worry. Only come out for meals. (They sented them to "Summer Camp for Secret Agent Platypuses (in Druselsteen))
Get down here now.
Was she telling the truth this whole time!?
I'm sorry I didn't believe you, and now I see you are always right.
I don't remember this... and why is Perry wearing a hat?
And, WHY WERE YOU WEARING A HAT AND HELPING THEM!?!?!?
Finally! There you two are! I've been looking for you two all day!
What was that?!
Anyway............ where's Starla and Low Five Ghost?
It's about time you two!
All right, Mr. Maellard is coming here soon to inspect the house. We need to be as clean as possible.
[hands Mordecai and Rigby each a bag of change] Here. [Mordecai groans] What, you don't like getting paid?
What's all the commotion? (Sees the house is haunted when dishes are throwed everywhere by itselves) WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING?! ("Haunted")
That's a great idea. GO HELP THEM OR YOUR FIRED! ("Haunted")
I love it. The Forerunner tower is our new base. (To Grizzly, Panda and Ice Bear) Grizzly, Panda and Ice Bear, could you ever see yourselves joining the Park? ("We Bare Regular Bears")
(On Computer) Perfect. Your brother, Meta-Crisis Mordecai is amazing park worker. I told him to do your work and he's doing a good job. And Meta-Crisis Rigby he is amazing park worker, too. They told me they don't have the same memories and not the slacking off like you and Rigby. I like those guys. ("Fighter Fly")
(On Computer) That's right. I gave them the appreciation plaques. They are doing their hard work and I reward Meta-Crisis Mordecai and Meta-Crisis Rigby to the Luigi's One Free Personal Pizza with purchase of equal or greater pizza. ("Fighter Fly")
NO! I want everyone to give CJ a warm welcome when she arrives.
Everyone, this is CJ.
(Gets a mirror and gives it to Benson. He looks at the mirror and its revealed that Benson is in Rigby's body and he drops the mirror to the floor) Ah! What happened to me?!
Well, it would be better if it was Cuyhm instead of come anyways, but i wonder what this even taste like.
Well, then, I guess we were wrong about that. Sorry about the misunderstanding.
Where am I? (Pops, Skips, Thomas, CJ wake up)
Wow, Mordecai, Rigby, Ben Tennyson, Rook Blonko, Gwen Tennyson, Kevin Levin, Lucy Mann, Kenneth Tennyson, Rad Dudesman, Zed, Rayona, Manny Armstrong, Helen Wheels, Alan Albright, Cooper Daniels, Jimmy Jones, Ester, Kai Green, Rook Shar, Eunice, Dan Zembrovski, Troll Moko, Amanda Highborn, Randy Cunningham, Howard Weinerman, I'm impressed you all did cut down the tall grass down. ("The Robot Hero")
What? Shut up! No way!
Say, Ben Tennyson, Rook Blonko, Gwen Tennyson, Kevin Levin, Lucy Mann, Kenneth Tennyson, Rad Dudesman, Zed, Rayona, Skurd, Manny Armstrong, Helen Wheels, Alan Albright, Cooper Daniels, Jimmy Jones, Chrono Spanner, Ester, Kai Green, Rook Shar, Eunice, Max Tennyson, Magister Patelliedy, Scout, Sheriff Wat-Senn, Magistrata, Magister Arnux, Hobble, Molly Gunther, Luhley, Jerry (Omniverse), Morty (Omniverse), Bryk, Bromebra, Stick Doug, Robucket, Chorlete, Leadfoot, Elliot, I.M. Werfzel, Wes Green, Azmuth, Blukic and Driba, want a job? ("Regular Omniverse")
Well done, Pac-Man, Spiral, Cylindria, Sir Cumference, Danny Fenton/Danny Phantom, Sam Manson, Tucker Foley, Jazz Fenton, Jack Fenton, Maddie Fenton, Dani Phantom, Valerie Gray, Egon Spengler, Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz, Winston Zeddemore, Slimer, Eduardo Rivera, Roland Jackson, Garrett Miller, Kylie Griffin, did you find out about the abandoned house? ("Haunted")