"Crazed in Amareeka"
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- WARNING: The title of this episode has absolutely nothing to do with the plot. You have been warned. Don't say I didn't tell you so. Oh and Arty is a girl! So don't go thinking she's a boy! 'Cause she's not
This is a two parter, that will be continued in episodes 1-4.
Mordecai and Rigby were hanging out playing a video game.
Mordecai: What's the name of this game again? It's really quite a piece of S.
Rigby: The cover says 'Cruel in Amareeka'
Mordecai: Cruel in Amareeka?
Mordecai: Are you sure it doesn't say 'America'
Rigby: Dude, it says 'Amareeka'
Mordecai: You're an idiot.
Arty: *comes down the stairs* Hey guys
Rigby: *lovestruck* Hi sexy--I mean Arty!
Arty: *eyes wide, blushing* Wha-what?
Nushka: *comes in* Hey Mordecai, Sup Rigby, Arty? Why are you blushing? What did Rigby say now?
Arty: H-he called me sexy....
Rigby: It-it was an accident!
Both Rigby and Arty look away from each other and blush.
Nushka: *has devious look* Arty. Do me a solid, and go on a date with Rigby!
Arty and Rigby: *in unison* WHAT?!
Nushka: You have to do it, or something bad will happen, so you might as well.
Arty: Fine. Rigby, I'll be ready at eight.
Rigby and Arty go to the restaurant.
Rigby: So...do you like video games?
Arty: Uh, yeah, remember? We were playing 'Awesome Ventures' just yesterday?
Rigby: Yeah, that was fun...
Arty: So....How 'bout that Fist Pump?
Both are awkwardly staring at each other. Then Rude Guys #1-4 come in.
Rude Guy #1: Oh look at that hot chick over there.
Rude Guy #2: Yeah! Hey blondie! I got my car cleaned? Wanna have a good time?
Rude Guy #3: Hey purple eyes! Let me show you a fun time!
Rude Guy #4: Hey baby? Wanna come with me?
Then Rigby lost it, and kicked the four guys' butts.
Arty: Wow Rigby, I had no idea that you were so awesome!
Then the two went on a romantic montage with an awesome tune in the background.
MONTAGE: They go to the arcade, Rigby wins Arty a stuffed animal, Arty kisses Rigby on the cheek. They go out and dance, run around town, and do all sorts of awesome stuff.
After the date....
Arty goes up to her and Nushka's room. Arty looking the most happy she had ever felt.
Nushka: Told ya you'd have a good time!
Arty: Yeah, you did.
Nushka: *hears something outside the window, looks out* OH. MY. GLOB! Rigby is a dirty little cheater!
Arty: What do you mean?
Nushka: Look for yourself.
Arty: *looks out* THAT LITTLE...GRAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Rigby: *shoves his ex-girlfriend Nikki away* Nikki! We broke up a long time ago! WHY THE H DID YOU KISS ME?
Nikki: 'Cause we're soul mates!
Arty: *storms down, and slaps Rigby* That's what you get for cheating! *stomps away*
Rigby: No! Artemis! I loved you! *turns at Nikki* You see what you did?
Nikki: YOU HAD ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND? UGH! WE'RE OVER!
Rigby: WE WERE ALREADY BROKEN UP!
To Be Continued in Episode 2