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"(Blocked the gang) If Zim, Gumball, Nicole, Stewie, Brian, and the rest find out, you guys will be in some much trouble. I know my gender is male, it doesn't mean you could do things with her."
Skoodge

Invader Skoodge (Ted Raimi): An unlucky Irken Invader who was assigned to planet Blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people, due to his shortness. He was the first Invader to successfully conquer a planet in Operation Impending Doom II, but is prejudiced against by the Almighty Tallest, who proceed to launch him into the planet as the first shot of the destruction. Somehow, he survived. When Zim says "But I thought the Tallest killed you" on Hobo 13, Skoodge replies "Yeah...But I'm okay now." Skoodge is very loyal to The Almighty Tallest who hate him. He was planned to be included in future episodes of the show, but it was canceled with the ones unfinished. Bashful however serves his loyalty and as a assistant to him as well. He also makes a guest appearance in the episode Fighter Dive from The Avenging Regular Show Unlimited.

Appearance[]

Skoodge is a very short Irken, something that causes him to be looked down upon (more than usual) by the Tallest and is considered ugly. He wears a standard Irken Invader uniform, but with no horizontal stripes, which has several dark spots or stains on it, and wears pink gloves and boots rather than the usual black, although these changed to the standard Black in Hobo 13. He has a wide, stubby body and ruby eyes, though he has red-violet eyes in The Nightmare Begins. He is also shown occasionally without a PAK (throughout the whole episode, Hobo 13).


In the Laff a lympic movie series, he wears his irken spacesuit.

Personality[]

Skoodge has shown that he can be very gullible, believing the Tallests' claim that they changed the tradition for Organic Sweep (the conquering Invader was launched from a cannon as part of the Organic Sweep as opposed to ordering the sweep to be commenced himself or herself). He is nervous and seemingly afraid of the Tallest sometimes, choosing to be aware that Red and Purple despise him due to their cruel and uncaring height-based society, causing him to have a very mellow personality. Like Bob, he may harbor secret feelings of anger and resentment towards the current Tallest as a result of their cruelty.

He does, however, seem to be rather proud of the fact that he partly overcame his height-based disadvantage in Irken society, and when Tallest purple exclaimed, "Man, you're ugly!" he answered smartly, "and short," in an attempt to please the Tallest. He appeared very proud and boastful after he conquered Blorch, posing happily for the cameras as he walked into the main chamber of the Massive, though he was originally crying when assigned this planet. Being the first to take over a planet for Operation Impending Doom II indicates that Skoodge is indeed a skilled Invader, but, as stated above, is never acknowledged by anyone due to his minimal size. He not only allows the Tallest to control him, he allowed Zim to use him to his advantage as well, though currently Zim is even smaller in height than he is by a few inches. Still, he never has shown to have become upset over this, accepting his inferiority.

Assignment[]

Skoodge was the last one called during "The Great Assigning" by the Tallest, a fitting thing since he is the shortest of the official Irken Invaders, he was given the mission to conquer planet Blorch, home of the Slaughtering Rat People.

Blorch was originally assigned to Invader Larb, but as Larb had increased in height, he was assigned to the planet Vort, and Blorch was given to Skoodge due to his aforementioned shortness. Much to the surprise of the Almighty Tallest, Skoodge became the first Invader to successfully conquer a planet in Operation Impending Doom II.

However, not wanting such a short Invader to be the poster boy of galactic conquest in a society discriminated against height, the Almighty Tallest convinced the gullible Skoodge that it had now become customary to fire conquering Invaders from the main cannon before the Armada commenced the Organic Sweep on their assigned planet. After the real Skoodge had been ejected onto the surface of Blorch, Tallest Purple selected a taller candidate, Invader Grapa, to receive the glory for Skoodge's work.

Role in Invader Zim[]

Before Operation Impending Doom 2[]

Skoodge went to school with Zim, Red and Purple beneath Irk's surface. Zim hatched a plan to escape (which was against the rules), which Skoodge went along with, which resulted in them getting beaten up (possibly considered as a "pummeling") and expelled.

Post-Operation Impending Doom 2[]

Remarkably, Skoodge survived being shot into Blorch, and went on to test with Zim on Hobo 13, hoping for a promotion (Zim was there seeking the same goal). When Zim expesses surprise that Skoodge is alive, Skoodge simply says that he's "okay now". Zim sacrificed Skoodge to the Hogulus during one of the trials in order to ensure his own safety, but, incredibly, Skoodge somehow survived again and made it to the Fortress of Pain, only to get dragged away once more by the Hogulus, this time with Sergeant Hobo 678 hitting him against the beast.

In the canceled episode "Day of Da Spookies", it was revealed that Skoodge had been living in Zim's basement ever since he destroyed Blorch. He helped Zim in his plan to discredit Dib, which, like most of Zim's plans, failed. The plan involved Zim dressing up as a ghost along with Minimoose and GIR. It is generally assumed by fans that he gets to know the people closest and most involved with Zim during this time as well, as he fights against Dib's forces in the finale (for example), most likely having learned about Dib through Zim.

In "Squishy: Hugger of Worlds", Skoodge played a major part in stopping Squishy from hugging Earth, which would have ruined Zim's mission. In "Top of the Line", where the Invaders enter their robots into a competition, Skoodge helps Zim get into the contest and later loses to him after Tak sabotages the other SIR Units. In the "Untitled season two finale", he and Zim would have gone to Meekrob and saved Invader Tenn, but it is unclear what would happen afterwards or if he would've made a final appearance in "Invader Dib."

Quotes[]

  • (As the gang left; Skoodge sees them) I got to stop those pers.
  • (Screams and crashed land on the wall)
  • Filth! Don't worry Margaret, I would try to send in some help to stop those guys for using...things to you. (Runs off as he got scared and blushed)
  • That's because I told them. (Zim, Gumball, Stewie, Brian, Angry Birds, Studder, Paz, Wander, Sylvia, Skoodge, Nicole, Gir [In dog disguise], Darwin, and the Almighty Tallest stand up in front of Mordecai and his gang)
  • you know a band that plays songs, we should call ourselves
  • If you guys need your girlfriends back, we can make a band we can called ourselves.....
  • Technically, we are doomed.
  • [in another aisle] Hey, Seanut Brittle! [a bunch of fake snakes pop out] Oh, darn it! [Bashful laughs]
  • I don't get it.
  • What are we gonna do with it?
  • Thanks for picking us up to Planet Referio, my tallest.
  • That's the ultimate prank! Good idea, Bashful! [gives a thumbs up]
  • I know! I know! We'll go spray the park bench and then sit on it, and when people walk by, we'll be floating in mid-air! [both think about sitting on an invisible bench, surrounded by people]
  • Why the filth is everyone so miserable?
  • Why testing the sperm?
  • Does it include Irken Weapons? ("We Bare Regular Bears")
  • Come on. The Doctor needs us at the Tardis. He wants to show us something.
  • Are you going to give us more new weapons? ("The Gang Civil War 2")
  • AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
  • Well, me and Bashful got a present for Margaret. ("Fortune Cookie 3: The True Bad Luck")
  • Wait, WHAT?!
  • We can get one those on our own.
  • MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, ******** AWERSOME!!!
  • YYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Wait! You knew about this?
  • I knew it! I was right all along! But hey, check this out! 
  • Sooner or later this had to happen.
  • SON OF A BIIIIIIIITTTTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHH!!!
  • Wow! That was amazing! Talk about screwed everything! And she is sad because she’s going home! AAAAAAAAAAWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?AAAAUUGGHH!!!!
  • WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
  • Where did this come from?
  • you know a band that plays songs, we should call ourselves..
  • You better get out of here.
  • Well, that's okay. Look, what I got, right.
  • If I ever got to see my friend again. I would hug her and tell her how sorry I am. And then I would never take granted ever again.
  • Guys? H-How did you get in there?
  • What are you doing?!!!
  • I, I have no idea.
  • AHHH!
  • So, what do you guys want to do now?
  • It's that okay, guys?
  • Better hustle, guys.
  • I know, but they get what they deserve.
  • Yeah, a- Jack, what the heck happened to you?
  • You should, before they do.
  • So what have you accomplish during my break?
  • This is outrageous! This is an outrage. [He pulls out his cell phone and dials 911]
  • Keith. Keith what's the matter?
  • What is this for?
  • I've got a better idea. I can make you. With your powers, I can make you do anything.
  • Crisis adverted!
  • What has gotten in to you?
  • Where did she coming from?
  • What could go wrong?
  • Can you see them anywhere?
  • What if somebody finds out?
  • GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?
  • No... That can't be...
  • I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it!
  • Do you have something to say?
  • What have I done?! I... I have to apologize.
  • Too late!
  • WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?!?!?!?!?!
  • Right. Let's go.
  • If you're looking for trouble, Mr. Burglar. Here I come.
  • Hey, Fake Robin! I'm gonna kick your butt!
  • UNGRIP! UNGRIP! TURN IT OFF!
  • Make way for the local hero. I'll save you, little girl.
  • How do we get down there?
  • Heh. Who are you talking to?
  • Why didn't you stop her?
  • There's not only 6 infinity stones!!!
  • One is time to back down.
  • Wait I Can A Explain!

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