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  • Alright, Beef Burrito, I'll give you one more chance to take back what you said about my mom!
  • "I'll kill you!" 
  • "Ooooooffff ooooofff!" 
  • "Uuuuuuuhhhhh..." 
  • "What?!"
  • "Oh, you want me to put the hurt on you?!" 
  • "I think he wants me to put the hurt on him!" 
  • "Now, how in the H are we gonna fix this S?" 
  • "What are you, sixty-five? (elderly voice) Excuse me, sir. Can I have a raise? (nomal voice) Come on, I'm telling you, dude! Hamboning!"
  • "Hamboning will save your life someday! It'll be all like, what? You trying to mug me?" 
  • "I have my methods..." 
  • "Dude, I think the batteries just died." 
  • "A bunch of baby ducks, send 'em to the moon! Soda machine that doesn't work, send 'em to the moon!" 
  • "Benson's gonna drop his balls when he sees how good we set up these chairs! He's gonna be all, (mocking Benson voice) Oh, no! My gumballs!" 
  • "Yeah, then next time, you'll get someone else to set up the chairs?" 
  • "I don't know, do you wanna be boring forever?" 
  • "Told you I got skills." 
  • "Is the concert you're talking about Fist Pump?"
  • "Aw, crap." 
  • "You're next, Mordecai!" 
  • "You're ruining my life! 
  • "Aw, what?"
  • "What?! Don't call ME not pure of heart! What about you, with your crappy mullet?" 
  • "I'll kill you!" 
  • "Not until I smash you!" 
  • "I can fix it!" 
  • "Don't worry, Mordecai. I'm gonna take care of us, you'll see." 
  • "Dude, I found the thermostat, I can totally fix it!" 
  • "Who's the best prank caller now, jerkdish!?" 
  • (along with Mordecai) "Who's the master prank caller now, ya loser? (laughs)" 
  • "The name's Fists!"
  • "Now, shove some Cheese Curls into my trash hole!"
  • "Dude, you’re just jealous because I made her laugh and all you do is sit like this (mocking Mordecai, voice gets deeper) Uh… Uh… Uh..." 
  • "What, still no appreciation plaques?"
  • "Make this quick, I don't want people to think we're holding hands or something."
  • "NEVER! (runs away and pants)" 
  • "I DON'T WANT YOUR FREAKING SUGAR!" 
  • "I CANT WAIT FOR YOU TO GET OUT OF MY LIFE!"
  • "YOU WERE BORN!" 
  • "Haters gonna hate!" 
  • "Dude! Pops, chill! Let him go!" 
  • "That's good Rigjuice."
  • "Keep an eye on my coffee, blondie" 
  • "Go chew on your own gumballs, Benson!"
  • "So much fun!" 
  • "Gimme candy, lady!" ("In the House")
  • "Come on man! Help me flip the table!"
  • "When I found out whoever did this I'm gonna GRRRRRRRRR!!" 
  • "Shut up!" 
  • "Do we have a protractor?" 
  • "A bunch of baby ducks, send 'em to the moon. Soda machine that doesn't work, send 'em to the moon." 
  • "His gumballs must be made of lead!" 
  • "Dude, Benson, what's the rush, it's not like you have somewhere to be!" 
  • "No dude, you're doing it wrong! Righty-tidey, lefty-losey! Not lefty-tidey mess it up because you're a loser!" 
  • (while rapping with Mordecai) "B-b-b-busted, Benson's b-b-b-busted!" 
  • "What is a hose? Hoooooose." 
  • (Benson drives up in the cart and says it's payday) "Nice! It's my favorite day of the every other week!"
  • "You know you guys shouldn't even show up tomorrow, there's no way you're gonna win"
  • "Wow! Soul ball I could rub that in so many people's faces........Deal!" 
  • "Shubaboo! Sleepypoo!" 
  • "He called you with his butt!" 
  • "Dude, this controller blows." 
  • "Why do friends! Not pick their friends! To enter a video game competiton, with them!"
  • "Ahw! Pizza king not happy!" 
  • "We know you're home, Skips, pick up the phone, Skips, We know you're home Skips, pick up the phone, Skips!"
  • "I'll eat the steak if you eat the eggs."
  • "Never pass out, when there's markers about!" 
  • "Of course not! Wait uhhh..."
  • "Well, it's a good thing it's your life at stake, then."
  • "With cake we'll be rewarded!"
  • "Street rules, man!"
  • "In yo' face!"
  • "Your just a big, fat, smelly jerk! 
  • "What about Muscle Dad?" 
  • "You said the last thing was the last thing." 
  • "Lemme guess, Bistro en Le Parc?" 
  • "I think Eileen is hot without her glasses on!" 
  • "STOP TALKING!!!" 
  • "We dont have that kind of money! And I really enjoy my thumbs!" 
  • (in a deep slow motion voice) What the heck man!" 
  • Nice, what's that, like, ten bucks?"
  • "You can't fire me, I'm dead! WHOOO! PARTY!" 
  • "I feel sorry for the apples that died to make this!"
  • "GUY'S NIGHT!" 
  • "You smell like you step in something" 
  • "Yeahuh! After tonight, tuesdays are the new fridays." 
  • "Fin? Fin this! *make fart noise with his hands* 
  • "Why don't we just wait 'till it rains? That's how I clean myself." 
  • Ooof! Hey!!! 
  • But it had souls in it! OWWW!!! 
  • How much is a million? 
  • "Friend Zone!" 
  • Mannonball! Mannonball! Mannonball! 
  • Yeah! And you already have a ton of toilets! Why do you need to turn our Golf Cart into one!? 
  • It's not our fault you got trust issues. 
  • He's not alright! He's all white! 
  • "Rigby thing"? What do you mean? 
  • (rapping) Not fine, not fine. You've been driving all this time, your eyes, they must be blind. Not fine, not fine. How can you say you're fine? Thinking bout the sweater, gotta pull yourself together. This plan would only hurt, you can never make it work! Not fine, not fine. You're anything but fine. Ditch that stupid sweater, you should be moving on! The pass is in the pass, you and Margaret said so long. 
  • "WE KNOW YOUR SILVER! STOP COPYING US!" 
  • I heard this movie has the world record for "Most Stains in a Movie Ever". 

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