The National Anthem is what Mordecai thinks is the American national anthem. It is actually just him making up words to the tune of "Auld Lang Syne."
- Mordecai (to "Auld Lang Syne"): ♪I pledge allegiance to the flag... Da daaaaa dadaaaa daaa daaaaaa...♪
- All: ♪Da, daaaaaaa, dadaaaaa, daaa, Daaaaaaa, dadaaaaaaa, Da, daaaaa, da USA! For USA, my dear. For USA. Da, daaaaaaa, dadaaaaa, daaa, Daaaaaaa, dadaaaaaaa, Da, daaaaa, da USA!♪
- Gash Jumon: ♪For times gone by, my dear For times gone by, We will take a cup of kindness yet For times gone by.♪
- Randy Cunningham: ♪We two have run about the hillsides And pulled the daisies fine, But we have wandered many a weary foot For times gone by.♪
- Dan Zembrovski: ♪We two have paddled (waded) in the stream From noon until dinner time, But seas between us broad have roared Since times gone by.♪
- Nolan Tamera: ♪And there is a hand, my trusty friend, And give us a hand of yours, And we will take a goodwill drink (of ale) For times gone by!♪
- Code Blue Boys: ♪And surely you will pay for your pint, And surely I will pay for mine! And we will take a cup of kindness yet For times gone by!♪