Where's My Coffee? is the first episode of the first season of the fanon series, Regular Show: Ohhhh!.


  • After Rigby accidentally breaks Benson's coffee maker and mug, Benson forces Mordecai and Rigby to go get him a new maker and mug by 2:30, but while they are at the supermarket, they run into a gang of robbers that were trying to rob the store.


"COOOFFEEEE!!" Rigby exclaimed. He grabbed a mug from the cupboard and put a coffee mix into the maker. "Dude, that's Benson's mug, Benson's maker, AND Benson's coffee mixes. If you mess with them, he'll get ticked an you know what happens....." Mordecai warned, but Rigby interrupted him. "Blah, blah, blah, he'll try to fire us, whatever!" He starts the maker, but it isn't going as fast as he wants it to go. "Dude, what's happening?" Mordecai asked. Rigby starts banging on the maker. "I have no idea and I don't care. NOW GIMME MY COFFEE!" Suddenly, the maker blows and coffee mix is all over the kitchen. The mug falls onto the floor and breaks into pieces. "Dude, we're dead if Benson--" Mordecai began, but just then, Benson walks in, sees the mess, and flips out. "WHAT HAPPENED, YOU TWO SLACKERS?!?!?!?! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY COFFEE MAKER? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY COFFEE MIXES? AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MUG?" Mordecai scrambles. "It was just an accident!" Benson calms down. "Okay, okay. I know I've been tough on you lately. So, go buy me another coffee maker, some coffee mixes and a new mug by 2:30. If you're late and arrive at 3:00, that's okay. But if you get here two or three hours later, YOU'RE FIRED!" Mordecai and Rigby run out to the cart and set off to the convenience store. When they walk in, they see three guys wearing black velvet coats near the cashier. "Gimme the money, mate! GIMME IT!" they screamed in an Austrailian accent and in unison. The cashier quivered. "Okay. Here's all the money. JUST GO AWAY!" he soon burst into tears. Mordecai piped up. "Hey! Jerks!" The three men turned around  and looked at them. They had blonde hair and green eyes, were identical twins, and had fingerless gloves on. They also had blue jeans on and black sneakers. "Whatta you want?" they said in unison. "Uhhhh, nothing. Heh, heh. We were just, uh leaving, heh." Rigby said. 

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